The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.