The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dicker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.