The Snap Count Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Panthers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.