The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Panthers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.