The Hamstring Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Panthers, Panthers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.