The Hamstring Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Panthers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.