The Snap Count Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Panthers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.