The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Panthers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.