The Hamstring Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Panthers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.