The Hamstring Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
90%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Panthers, Panthers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.