The Late Scratch Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.