The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.