The Blown Coverage Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Panthers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.