The Snap Count Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Panthers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.