The Phantom Flag Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
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- Chuba Hubbard
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.