The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Panthers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.