The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Panthers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.