The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Panthers, Panthers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.