The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Panthers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.