The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Panthers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Darren Waller
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- Baltimore Ravens
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- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.