The Blown Coverage Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Panthers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
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- Baltimore Ravens
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- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.