The Late Scratch Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.