The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Panthers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.