The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Panthers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.