The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.