The Phantom Flag Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.