The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Runyon tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.