The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.