The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
- McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.