The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.