The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.