The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.