The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.