The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.