The Checkdown Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Moss's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.