The Checkdown Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Moss tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.