The Late Scratch Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.