The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Bears scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.