The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Okonkwo will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Okonkwo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.