The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Okonkwo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Okonkwo, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.