The Late Scratch Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Okonkwo, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.