The Snap Count Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.