The Invisible Route Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.