The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Grandy lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.