The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grandy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.