The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.