The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.