The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Parkinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Parkinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.