The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Goedert gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.