The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number Goedert, that's a flag." Goedert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.